Saving up for a nice keyboard😊
sithempire wisdom tooth removal yooo
Damn dude. I still haven’t had to do that. Hopefully I won’t have to.
Toilets that make my dick touch the bowl really make me fear for my health.
Fuck man. This happened to me today.
that shit is the absolute worst. what dickless asshole designed those, anyway?
Probably a woman
misandry at its most sinister.
Lowkey attempt at male extermination.
If u got thick thighs I got heart eyes
*looks at follower count*
*looks at most recent selfie notes*
*side eye emoji*
nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin